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HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING THESE THINGS?
>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled >> "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden" >> ...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were >> Fred and Wilma Flintstone. >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> Coca-Cola was originally green. >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> It is impossible to lick your elbow. >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: >> Alaska >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> The percentage of Africa that is wi lderness: 28% (now get this...) >> The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: >> 61,000 >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> The San Francisco Cable Cars are the only mobile National Monuments. >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from >> history: >> Spades - King David >> Hearts - Charlemagne >> Clubs -Alexander Th e Great >> Diamonds - Julius Caesar >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs >> in the air, the person died in battle. >> >> If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a >> result of wounds received in battle. >> >> If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of >> natural causes. >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, >> 1776 : >> John Hancock and Charles Thomson. >> Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't >> added until 5 years later. >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? >> Their birthplace. >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until >> you would find the letter "A"? >> One thousand. >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and >> laser printers all have in common? >> All were invented by women. >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> What is the only food that doesn't spoil? >> Honey >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year? >> Father's Day >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. >> When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed >> firmer to sleep on. Hence the ph rase......... "Goodnight, sleep tight." >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a >> month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in- >> law with >> all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their >> calendar >> was lunar based, this period was called the honey month ... >> which we know today as the honeymoon. >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... >> So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would >> yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." >> It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's" >> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into >> the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. >> When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. >> "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice. >> ~~~~~~~~~~~ AND FINALLY ~~~~~~~~~~~~ >> At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
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Okay, some of those facts are interesting...No, I did NOT try to lick my elbow!
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On a statue where the horse has 4 feet in the air signifies a dead horse. I have heard the GOLF definition was proven incorrect, but I like the story. My daughter CAN lick her elbow and I will see if I can take a photo to prove it.
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Hmm, I always thought that when a statue had all four legs off the horse off the ground, it meant that the rider passed on a merry go round.
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As far as useless, but interesting facts go, I ran across this one last week.
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots. And as far as travel goes: Tuna swim at a steady rate of nine miles per hour for an indefinite period of time - and they never stop moving. Estimates indicate that a 15 year old tuna travels one million miles in its lifetime. Think of all the frequent cruiser miles they could rack up! |
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I, being a certifiable dork, tried to lick my elbow but alas, no go.
Aren't the christmas holidays wonderful, I'm so bored I'm trying to lick my elbow. I need to go back to work. :P |
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![]() Elbows seem pretty innocuous to me!
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According to Snopes.com the bit about the statues is an urban myth and I have heard several other stories concerning the origin of the words Golf and Honeymoon. So I don't know how accurate these bits of trivia are however they are still fun.
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Ha- nope!
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