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Old 09-12-2005, 08:38 PM   #1
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Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to
celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our
engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.

Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able
to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we will may never
be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we
pay our charity pledge check for $100,000 to Beth Shalom Synagogue yet?"

"No, sweetheart," she responds.

Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther, did we
pay our $50,000 United Jewish Appeal pledge?"

"Oy, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.

"One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send the $25,000 check for
the Synagogue Building Fund this month?" he asks.

"Oy, forgive me, Abie," begged Esther. "I didn't send that one, either."

Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.

Esther pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you kiss me?"

Abe answers, "They'll find us."
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Old 09-13-2005, 09:43 AM   #2
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Old 09-13-2005, 09:50 AM   #3
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Okay. I have to admit...that was very, very funny! And if you knew my family.....
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