|03-14-2008, 03:22 PM||#1|
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Late To Work
LATE TO WORK
Tom was in his early 50's, retired and started a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10, 15 minutes late.
But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk.
"Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you're being late so often is quite bothersome."
"Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it."
"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air Force. What did they say if you came in late there?"
"They said, "Good morning, General."
|03-14-2008, 04:00 PM||#2|
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Now that's funny... !
“Religion limits civil liberties for imaginary reasons. The surest way to lose many of our cherished civil liberties is to end the separation of church and state and let religious leaders determine the rules.” --David Drumm
|03-15-2008, 08:12 AM||#4|
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Location: Fairfax, VA
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Sooo funny. We work on a project with a retired colonal named Tom.
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