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Old 09-19-2006, 01:05 PM   #11
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***Covering my ears and singing "la-la-la" rather loudly.***

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Aye, ye salty dog, replace that la-la-la with Yo-ho Yo-ho and you're all set! :P
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Old 09-19-2006, 02:06 PM   #12
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Sing Along

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We pillage, we plunder we rifle and loot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We extort, we pilfer we filch and sack
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We kindle and char inflame and ignite
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We burn up the city we're really a fright
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
We're rascals, scoundrels villains, and knaves
Drink up me hearties yo ho
We're devils and black sheep - really bad eggs
Drink up me hearties yo ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
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Old 09-19-2006, 02:08 PM   #13
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Well, I just don't like anything about pirates, their hooks, patches, funky hats, dirty birds or even their movies.

They are to me what Olympics are to Ned.
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Old 09-19-2006, 02:41 PM   #14
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Oops. Don't come to Pinckney, home of the Pirates, then! Skulls and crossbones everywhere!
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Old 09-19-2006, 02:55 PM   #15
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Well, that's different. I can always get behind the universal sign for poison. That's probably why all pirates have the shi....er, I mean scurvy.
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Old 09-19-2006, 03:43 PM   #16
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"ARRR. Five ticks of me precious life been plundered!"


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I wasn't going to say anything...but it is pretty pathetic.
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Old 09-19-2006, 04:04 PM   #18
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Arrrggghhh! Ye be havn' nay imagination. I be nay sharin' me rum wit ya!
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Old 09-19-2006, 04:31 PM   #19
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Aye, Again ye Scurvys!

1. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

2. Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

3. Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

4. Fifteen men of 'em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

5. More was seen through a sternlight screen
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

6. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
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While all your guys are off and sailing under the skull and crossbones along with Peg Leg Pete, Black Dog, and Long John Silver, drinking grog and eating god knows what, I'll take my cruise on the Celebrity Summit or perhaps the Crystal Symphony sipping wine and enjoying French cuisine, and wave as we pass in the night.

By the way, ABC actually has a program called "Wife Swap?" I had no idea they had fallen so far. I guess that means even Fox has more class.
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