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Old 08-06-2007, 11:19 AM   #1
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Atlanta Tower: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.

Atlanta Tower: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.

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Static..

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA TOWER - ATLANTA TOWER"

Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.

Atlanta Tower: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- y'all hear?
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Old 08-06-2007, 11:21 AM   #2
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It may be religiously incorrect, but it's funny as all hell.
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Old 08-06-2007, 11:33 AM   #3
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LMAO!!!!

That was funny!!!

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Old 08-06-2007, 12:06 PM   #4
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LOL. That was hilarious.

Of course if you want to be picky, Tower would clear Iran Air to land on 27L.
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Old 08-06-2007, 01:33 PM   #5
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LOL. That was hilarious.

Of course if you want to be picky, Tower would clear Iran Air to land on 27L.
Yeah, but then it wouldn't be funny.
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Old 08-07-2007, 08:07 AM   #6
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Thats what I was thinking, it just doesnt make sense. Praise be to Paris and Nichole.
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Old 08-07-2007, 08:54 AM   #7
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ROFL!!!!

definetly non-PC, but funny.... it did remind me of this old one, tho:


The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a
short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking
location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was
with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following
exchange; between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747,
call sign "Speedbird 206":

Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."

Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven.";

The BA747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"

Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now."

Ground (with arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"

Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but it was dark and I didn't stop."
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