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Old 07-10-2007, 03:30 PM   #1
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I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".


"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to get lost.
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:58 PM   #2
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I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".


"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to get lost.
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Old 07-10-2007, 06:58 PM   #3
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I thought the title of this thread WAS the joke So we get 2 for 1!!
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:41 AM   #4
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I thought the title of this thread WAS the joke So we get 2 for 1!!
Now that deserves some rep!! I smiled at Stephen's joke and then spit out my coffee on this reply
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Old 07-11-2007, 03:22 PM   #5
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Bodega - You are hilarious, girlfriend!
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