How Men Think...

stephen_s · 07-10-2007, 03:30 PM

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".

"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to get lost.

Ned · 07-10-2007, 04:58 PM

Stephen, Stephen, Stephen!

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Originally Posted by stephen_s

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".

"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to get lost.

bodega · 07-10-2007, 06:58 PM

I thought the title of this thread WAS the joke

So we get 2 for 1!!

**cole75** · 07-11-2007, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by bodega

I thought the title of this thread WAS the joke

So we get 2 for 1!!

Now that deserves some rep!! I smiled at Stephen's joke and then spit out my coffee on this reply

**vacationagent** · 07-11-2007, 03:22 PM

Bodega - You are hilarious, girlfriend!

07-10-2007, 03:30 PM	#1
stephen_s I hate driving Über Über Poster Member since: Mar 2005 Location: Stevenson Ranch Age: 47 Posts: 6,417 Rep Power: 160	How Men Think... I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic". "Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me." She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge. "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to get lost. __________________ http://www.gtracyblog.com http://twitter.com/stephen0118

07-11-2007, 03:22 PM	#5
vacationagent Supporting Member Platinum Poster Member since: Jun 2005 Location: planet earth Posts: 1,506 Rep Power: 120	Bodega - You are hilarious, girlfriend! __________________ vacationagent

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07-10-2007, 06:58 PM	#3
bodega Travel Professional Über Über Poster Member since: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,164 Rep Power: 163	I thought the title of this thread WAS the joke So we get 2 for 1!!