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hunger strike, John needs to take her some gourmet food
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I wish my weight would plummet 5 lbs.
No shampoo?? Tough sh!t.
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sorry -- no sympathy -- she's just throwing a temper tantrum -- leave a nice turkey dinner in reach and you'll come back to bare bones
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I suspect the French media doesn't have quite the right story - she's going home tomorrow and do we really think they force feed her first?
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I believe Paris is leaving on Monday!
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They should strap her down and shove it in. She brought it on herself and has no one to blame, but herself. She ought to learn how to be an adult.
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Ok, John. Sorry.
![]() The should gently lay her down of a Temper-pedic "Celebrity," restrain her in gold bracelets and platinum leglets, have an nurse anesthetist apply just enough anesthesia to take the edge off, slip an IV needle gently into a vein, being careful not to bruise her sensitive skin, and let the nourishment bring her limp body back out of danger. After she's been fed... They should get a Marine Top Sergeant DI, to stand one inch from her incredibly obnoxious, whiny mouth, and tell her to "GROW UP!" as only a Marine DI is capable. ![]() |
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