The Perfect Husband

[Carchar]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages
the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000.
Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes
dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw
one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all
the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.....
the house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer
of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we
can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty
good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so
much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker
room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths
agape.....Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know
who this phone belongs to?"

[stephen_s]

LOL. That's why I leave my cell phone in my car .

[Lynn]

The only way that would help me, as the wife, is if I also had the other guy's credit card as well!