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Old 02-15-2007, 09:09 AM   #1
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Default Little Johnny

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started
>her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After
>a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think
>you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing
>there all by yourself!"
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>Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her
>face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful,"
>said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's
>the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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>The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
>She called on him and
said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
>Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"
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>Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
>police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10
>most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked
>if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman.
>"The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why
>didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
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>Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his
>father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's
>legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are
>you doing that?" His
father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I
>have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
>Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom"
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