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Old 02-05-2007, 11:48 AM   #1
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening
with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and
showed it to him.

The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very
special."

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought
another ring over.

"Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweller said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, By
cheque. "

I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll Write it now and you
can call the bank Monday to verify the funds, and I'll pick the ring up
Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweller phoned the old man. "There's no
money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
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