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Old 12-09-2006, 09:16 AM   #1
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Default Nobody like Frank Feldman.

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just
going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect
timing. You're just like Frank! "

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything
right all the time." Like my coming along when you needed a
cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time"

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete.
He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with
the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a
Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He
was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a
computer. He could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all
about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them
with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and
the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do
everything right."

Passenger "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in
traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to
get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake."

Passenger: "Mmm, there's not many like him around."

Cabbie: "And he really knew how to treat a woman and
make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in
the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly
polished too - he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake.
No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman "

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank "

Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"

Cabbie: "I married his ****ing widow."
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