View Full Version : Jet fuel cocktail

12-09-2005, 12:27 PM
Greg and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Greg said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink." Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. The next morning Greg wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels great! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

Then the phone rings ... It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

Greg says, "I feel great. How about you?"

Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Greg says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."

"What's that?"

"Have you farted yet?"

"No ..."

"Well, don't, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!!!!!"

12-10-2005, 06:26 AM
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12-12-2005, 08:20 AM