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11-12-2005, 10:51 PM
The Top 15 Advertising Slogans for Northworst Air Lines:

We're public transit with wings.

Join our frequent near-miss program. :o

Ask about our out-of-court settlements.

Noisy engines? We'll turn 'em off!

Complimentary champagne in free-fall.

Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you. :)

The kids will love our inflatable slides.

You think it's so easy, get your own damm plane!

Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose. :(

We might be landing on your street!

Bring a bathing suit.

So that's what these buttons do!

A real man lands where he wants to.

We never make the same mistake three times.

Our flight attendants threaten to have our passengers
arrested ten times more often than our competitors! :angry: