View Full Version : Ultimate Female Joke

11-10-2005, 09:05 AM
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely
sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the
woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man
noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward
her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for
so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do
anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter
how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always
conditions) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
(Controlling, Huh?) The woman considered his proposition for a
moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she
pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked
deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....

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"Clean my house."

11-10-2005, 09:48 AM
:lol: smart woman!

11-10-2005, 11:33 AM
<---------does not get it. Is that supposed to be humorous?

11-10-2005, 11:38 AM
John, you might want to check out this article (http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/11/07/gender.humor.ap/index.html) ;)

11-10-2005, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by jfrenaye@Nov 10 2005, 12:33 PM
<---------does not get it.* Is that supposed to be humorous?

What do you expect from someone going to hell?