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summergirl825
11-01-2005, 08:33 AM
Here are some of the latest in bumper stickers for women!

- So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.

- My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips.

- Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.

- Coffee, Chocolate, Men ... Some Things Are Just Better Rich.

- Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen

- If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen.

- Dinner Is Ready When The Smoke Alarm Goes Off.

- Warning: 6 Minutes Until Next Mood Swing.

- And Your Point Is?

- I resemble that comment!

- Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.

- Of Course I Don't Look Busy...I Did It Right The First Time.

- Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win.

- You Have The Right To Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up.

- All Stressed Out And No One To Choke.

- I'm One Of Those Bad Things That Happen To Good People

- How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

- I know it all...I just can't remember it all at once

- My tastes are simple...I like the best

Gigs
11-01-2005, 09:24 AM
It's a good thing a woman posted this or there would be some serious flameage.