Is the timing right for Congress to debate a “Bill of Rights” for airline passengers? It doesn’t seem like it to me.
In this corner, we have lawmakers struggling to solve what may turn out to be the biggest financial crisis our nation has faced since the Great Depression. Whether you approve of it or not, failure by the House to pass the $700 billion bailout plan caused the stock market to post its biggest single-day point drop in history.
From this corner, workers across the country are facing layoffs almost daily. Try reading a newspaper without finding a story about an employer closing a factory, downsizing or going out of business.
Over in that corner, we have a nation at war. Make that two wars, Iraq and the one that seems practically forgotten over in Afghanistan.
Yet another corner of the boxing ring is occupied with nefarious undercurrents from the likes of Iran, Venezuela, Russia, North Korea, Cuba and so forth.
Some additional yet equally important fighters in the ring for Congress to consider —
• Relief for victims of Hurricanes Gustav and Ike
• Education (Georgia’s Clayton County school system lost its academic accreditation this year – the first time that’s happened in this country in 40 years)
• The environment
• Alternative energy solutions
• The gasoline shortage in the Southeast
Lastly, Congress has had to address the FAA Reauthorization Bill, which in essence, allows the Federal Aviation Administration to “stay in business.” So far they have punted the problem to next March. Since this is a travel-related Web site, imagine the chaos, dysfunctional as the agency may be, if suddenly FAA closed its doors? Air traffic would grind to a halt. Development of NextGen ATC systems would stop. Safety programs would cease. The list goes on and on.
By my count, our imaginary boxing ring is a decagon. It’s not a boxing match; it’s a brawl. I think the Grateful Dead said it best in their song Hell in a Bucket: “I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe, but at least I’m enjoying the ride, at least I’ll enjoy the ride.”
The Coalition for Airline Passengers’ Bill of Rights (CAPBOR) is hopping mad about this Reauthorization Bill. In a recent press release, CAPBOR president Katie Hanni was quoted as saying, “I urge Chairman Oberstar (D-Minn.) not to give the airlines’ lobbyists and campaign donations a seat in First Class at the expense of passengers who are stuck back in coach – for eight or nine hours at a time.”
A recent Kiplinger article notes that, especially in an election year, it seems unlikely that Congress will fail to pass an Airline Passengers’ Bill of Rights. Should this be their top priority, given all that’s going on? Should it be a priority at all? I’ve written my feelings on this subject before.
Airline customer service is important to those who travel. I’ll give you that. But it’s not an inalienable right to have an aircraft driven back to a terminal building during hazardous weather conditions outside the airline’s control, or to get restocked with snacks and drinks if what’s been catered onboard runs out during a delay.
The Boy Scouts of America teaches young men to “Be Prepared.” I know I’m preaching, but what happened to personal responsibility? Buy a pack of nabs and a Coke in the airport in case you get hungry. Go to the bathroom before getting onboard — the time from boarding until the aircraft is above 10,000 feet is unpredictable at best. If the agent hasn’t announced the status of a delayed flight, (gasp) get up and ask him what is going on!
It’s unrealistic to legislate a degree of mollycoddling that will prevent every inconvenience inherent to air travel. It’s impossible for the government to declare utopia and for a system of travel fraught with unpredictability (weather, maintenance, etc.) to please all of the people all of the time.
I’ve spent my career focused on making airline customers happy. I see the need to improve service. This isn’t something that can be solved with legislation, and right now, the members of Congress have much bigger fish to fry.
I’ll be voting for whichever candidate ignores this issue completely until we return to our normal level of chaos. I’d love to hear your thoughts; please share them in the comments section below.


