After posting my musing about the new United Airlines excess baggage charges, I received several comments from readers who were either irate about the new fees or who were resigned to the inevitable. However, one letter proposed an intriguing proposal.
Though this letter is written with tongue firmly in cheek, I’m sure that airline marketing and yield management folk have taken a good look at similar proposals.
Charlie,
I’ll grant that charging for excess luggage is a smart move business-wise. And in one sense, it’s moving towards fairness. If high fuel costs are going to result in higher fees/fares/whatever to offset them, then going after the excess weight makes sense.
So why not do this the really fair way? Each passenger gets a total allowance of, say, 275 lbs — of baggage AND person. A 200-lb man could check a 50-lb bag and have 25 lbs distributed between a carry-on and a briefcase, and that’s fine. A 150-lb man could check a second 50-lb bag.
But the 300-lb guy who already is more of a weight drag (alone) than the first two are with their bags, would pay an overweight charge for himself, and for whatever luggage he brought on. So much per pound, or so much for each 5 lbs — whatever it takes.
This is one instance where women would generally come out ahead (since they, on average, weigh less than men), and it’s without resorting to something cheesy like “Ladies Night.”
And it’s fair in more ways than fuel costs — I’m sure that overly heavy people produce more wear and tear on airline seats, etc. as well.
When it comes down to it, airlines are treating their passengers like little more than baggage, anyway. Why not simply complete the process and charge everyone based on how much they and their stuff weigh as a unit?
Kevin Morgan,
Baton Rouge, LA
Comments? Do you feel that the airline industry will ever go down this route?


